A Conversation with Mum – I Can’t Even
This is a text exchange:
Mum:
Just sending you a text to see how you feeling today I’m going out to mainly with the restaurant are you going out tonight and she’s doing this a mile a text talking so hard not talking you told I’m just talking okay I’m going to send it now bye
This is actually literally what I receive – word for incomprehensible word. I have no idea what it means, apart from the fact she’s interested in my health and social life. I think. This however is not unusual. On the second read through my friend says, oh she’s doing talk to text.
Oh. My God – what wickedness is this?
Mum:
I will have to practice talking to text how are you feeling off to manly for lunch with Loretta
And confirmation. I want to find Loretta and make her sorry, in a big way.
Me:
I was worried you’d had a stroke.
Mum:
I need to practice talking
Kill. Me. Now.
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Wow, two in a week. She is back in form…great one.