A Conversation with Mum That’s a Bit Daft
Mum: There is something wrong with this chocolate.
Me: Is it stale? Does chocolate go stale?
Mum: I don’t think it’s stale. It bites you.
Me: Is it chilli chocolate?
Mum: No it’s plain old Cadburys.
Me: Well don’t eat it then.
Mum: I just felt like a piece. Why do you think it did that?
Mum: Made noises in my mouth?
Mum: It made noises in my mouth, it was very strange.
Me: The chocolate made noises in your mouth.
Mum: Don’t say it like you think I’m stupid.
Me: You did sent me a text for no reason this morning saying you were a bit daft today.
Mum: There must’ve been a reason
Me: I’m afraid to ask.
Mum: You didn’t ask.
Me: Told you.
Mum: About this chocolate, it’s strange.
Me: What does it say on the packet? Wait is this the school fundraiser chocolate?
Me: Popping rocks.
Mum: I didn’t think you were watching that dance show.
Me: It’s not a dance move.
Mum: It sounds like a dance move. Like hip hop.
Me: Ohh listen to you.
Mum: Be quiet.
Me: It’s a candy called popping rocks. Does the packet say Marvellous Creations Jelly Popping Candy Beanies?
Mum: How did you know that?
Me: I had to buy it too. So that noise in your mouth is popping candy.
Mum: What inside the chocolate there is a thing called popping candy.
Mum: Most peculiar.
Me: Yes it is
Mum: I thought I was having a turn. If you tell me that’s why I’m daft I’ll make you fix my Kindle.