Ainslie Paton romance author

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My Mother and David Baldacci: A Tale of Parental Helpdesk Woe

We recently had to declare Mum’s ten year old PC dead.  This small scale family tragedy is still playing out....

Sample Some Hi-jinks. Hoodwinked Hearts is on the way.

Feeling the need for some cracky wickedness?  Here’s a sample of Hoodwinked Hearts. All she needed was a good wig...

When your book and a watermelon are in a tweet from E.L James

When your book and a watermelon are in a tweet from E.L James

@E_L_James Morning! Lying on the couch in almost 30° heat IN GERMANY and reading @AinsliePaton #HoodwinkedHearts ??? pic.twitter.com/ObIL7oTONS — ?...

Mum Goes Virtual

Mum:    Can you just make it virtual? Me:        What? Mum:    My pc, can’t you make it virtual? Me:        Do you...

Mother’s Poison

Mum:              Have this orange juice that I wanted but I didn’t get. Me:                  Er what?  It’s a free McDonald’s orange...

Mum Gets An Urge

Mum:    I bought a breaker. Me:        You did.  What’s a breaker? Mum:    Oh, wait, it’s a booster. Me:        Like kids...

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