Ainslie Paton romance author

Mum Missives

Mum Shines a Light Where It Needn’t Go

Mum:    There’s this light glowing from my phone. Me:        Does it have a torch? Mum:    I said my phone. Me:       ...

Mum Butt Dials FTW

Mum:    Sally said I called her 12 times today.  I never called her once. Me:        Check her phone.  Oh yeah...

Mum Gives it a Good Dollop

Mum:    My phone isn’t working. Me:        What icons can you see? Mum:    Shirt button, flag, tube, fan, butterfly, megaphone, lightning...

Mum Wants to Know Y

Mum:  What do you do with these texts where they ask you why? Me:  What texts ask you why? Mum:...

Mum Black Screens

Mum needed a new phone, her existing one was old, and falling apart but she was used to it.  She...

Mum Excells

Mum:    I made an excel document. Me:        Good for you. Mum:    But I lost it. Me:        You didn’t save it....

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