Ainslie Paton romance author

Mum Missives

My Mother – The Ungifter

The background:  Mum’s computer carked.  I thought she might like a tablet better since she mostly only used the pc...

A Conversation with Mum about when pie isn’t pie

The set up:  I had a super bad headache that lasted for days.  Mum and Dad show up.  They bring an...

A Conversation with Mum about Pushing Buttons

Me:        Did you like the movie? Mum:    It was good, but my seat was broken. Me:        You should’ve moved. Or...

Mum and the Daughterhood of the Travelling Pants

Mum:    Phones from on a holiday trip.  I don’t have any pants. Me:        You made it safely then. Mum:    But...

Mum Shines a Light Where It Needn’t Go

Mum:    There’s this light glowing from my phone. Me:        Does it have a torch? Mum:    I said my phone. Me:       ...

Mum Butt Dials FTW

Mum:    Sally said I called her 12 times today.  I never called her once. Me:        Check her phone.  Oh yeah...

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