Ainslie Paton romance author

Mum Missives

Mother’s Poison

Mum:              Have this orange juice that I wanted but I didn’t get. Me:                  Er what?  It’s a free McDonald’s orange...

Mum Gets An Urge

Mum:    I bought a breaker. Me:        You did.  What’s a breaker? Mum:    Oh, wait, it’s a booster. Me:        Like kids...

Mum’s Got a Hunger

Mum:    Should I get Hungry Joe’s in do you think? Me:        Hungry Joe’s? Mum:    You know Hungry Joe’s.  They have...

Mum Fakes Me Out

This was a series of text messages from my brother to me Bro:        The MRI was normal Me:        Good. I’ve...

Mum v The Internet. Episode – I Dunno I’ve Lost Count

Mum:    Why is the internet only one page? Me:        Can you ask the question again but with different words? Mum:   ...

The Gig Economy Mum Style

  Phone rings: Mum:     I’ve got a job for you. Me:        Oh yeah, what’s broken now? Mum:     Not that.  This...

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