Ainslie Paton romance author

Mum Missives

Mum Gives it a Good Dollop

Mum:    My phone isn’t working. Me:        What icons can you see? Mum:    Shirt button, flag, tube, fan, butterfly, megaphone, lightning...

Mum Wants to Know Y

Mum:  What do you do with these texts where they ask you why? Me:  What texts ask you why? Mum:...

Mum Black Screens

Mum needed a new phone, her existing one was old, and falling apart but she was used to it.  She...

Mum Excells

Mum:    I made an excel document. Me:        Good for you. Mum:    But I lost it. Me:        You didn’t save it....

Mum and The One, Won, Wand, Wan

Mum:    I’m having trouble with my one. Me:        You can just call him Dad. Mum:    What? Me:...

Rose Hip Oil for the Soul

It must run in the family. Fifteen year old Nephew:  What kind of flowers do you put on your foot?...

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