Ainslie Paton romance author

Mum Missives

My Mother and David Baldacci: A Tale of Parental Helpdesk Woe

We recently had to declare Mum’s ten year old PC dead.  This small scale family tragedy is still playing out....

Mum Goes Virtual

Mum:    Can you just make it virtual? Me:        What? Mum:    My pc, can’t you make it virtual? Me:        Do you...

Mother’s Poison

Mum:              Have this orange juice that I wanted but I didn’t get. Me:                  Er what?  It’s a free McDonald’s orange...

Mum Gets An Urge

Mum:    I bought a breaker. Me:        You did.  What’s a breaker? Mum:    Oh, wait, it’s a booster. Me:        Like kids...

Mum’s Got a Hunger

Mum:    Should I get Hungry Joe’s in do you think? Me:        Hungry Joe’s? Mum:    You know Hungry Joe’s.  They have...

Mum Fakes Me Out

This was a series of text messages from my brother to me Bro:        The MRI was normal Me:        Good. I’ve...

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