Ainslie Paton romance author

Mum Gives it a Good Dollop

Mum:    My phone isn’t working. Me:        What icons can you see? Mum:    Shirt button, flag, tube, fan, butterfly, megaphone, lightning...

Mum Wants to Know Y

Mum:  What do you do with these texts where they ask you why? Me:  What texts ask you why? Mum:...

Mum Black Screens

Mum needed a new phone, her existing one was old, and falling apart but she was used to it.  She...

Mum Excells

Mum:    I made an excel document. Me:        Good for you. Mum:    But I lost it. Me:        You didn’t save it....

Mum and The One, Won, Wand, Wan

Mum:    I’m having trouble with my one. Me:        You can just call him Dad. Mum:    What? Me:...

Rose Hip Oil for the Soul

It must run in the family. Fifteen year old Nephew:  What kind of flowers do you put on your foot?...

My Mother and David Baldacci: A Tale of Parental Helpdesk Woe

We recently had to declare Mum’s ten year old PC dead.  This small scale family tragedy is still playing out....

Mum Goes Virtual

Mum:    Can you just make it virtual? Me:        What? Mum:    My pc, can’t you make it virtual? Me:        Do you...

Mother’s Poison

Mum:              Have this orange juice that I wanted but I didn’t get. Me:                  Er what?  It’s a free McDonald’s orange...

Mum Gets An Urge

Mum:    I bought a breaker. Me:        You did.  What’s a breaker? Mum:    Oh, wait, it’s a booster. Me:        Like kids...

Mum’s Got a Hunger

Mum:    Should I get Hungry Joe’s in do you think? Me:        Hungry Joe’s? Mum:    You know Hungry Joe’s.  They have...

Mum Fakes Me Out

This was a series of text messages from my brother to me Bro:        The MRI was normal Me:        Good. I’ve...

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