A Conversation with Mum about Parcel Delivery and Love
Over Breakfast Mum: Why do you think Sarah (granddaughter) would ship me something? Me: I guess you’re home more often. ...
Over Breakfast Mum: Why do you think Sarah (granddaughter) would ship me something? Me: I guess you’re home more often. ...
This is a text exchange: Mum: Just sending you a text to see how you feeling today I’m going out...
Home office phone rings Mum: Where are you? Me: Why? Mum: I want to know. Me: You rang the home...
Mum phones: Mum: What’s e-ink? Me: It’s what’s in your Kindle. Mum: How does it...
She phones back after I’ve left a message on her answering machine. Mum: We were out. Me: ...
For all those folk concerned that I may have given my Mum new tech for Mother’s Day. Seriously. How daft...
Happy Easter! Mum: Have you been to the new Coles, well you can’t find anything, it’s just too big, they...
I get this text from Mum: Heading over to the Isle of Man and doing a 3 day course in...
This took place courtside at my nephews basketball match. Mum: Did I tell you about the window washer? Me: ...
Mum: What’s an apple? Me: Strange question. Ask that a different way maybe. Mum: People...
Mum: I want you to look at my computer Me: Inwardly I quake. Mum: Something happened to all the things...
This took place over breakfast at Eugene’s cafe. Mum and I had the smashed avocado and feta. Dad had eggs....