A Conversation with Mum That’s a Bit Daft
Mum: There is something wrong with this chocolate. Me: Is it stale? Does chocolate go stale? Mum: I don’t think...
Ainslie Paton romance author
Mum: There is something wrong with this chocolate. Me: Is it stale? Does chocolate go stale? Mum: I don’t think...
The phone rings: Mum: What’s that thing I’ve got? Me: A telephone? Mum: No that thing you know I told...
I haven’t told my Mum I write romance fiction. I know that sounds bad, as if I’m ashamed. I’m not....
A horrifying thing happened My lovely friend Suzanne dropped over. She said: I’ve got a couple of free movie tickets....
The parents arrive. A drop in, on a work day. My Dad looks like he’s been staring in the eye...
A verbatim with Mum about working from home Mum: Why are you cleaning the house? Me: It needs it. Mum: ...
I’ve been avoiding this one. I am a bad daughter. Mum: I don’t like this new Kindle. Me: (With...
A series of discussion with my Mum about her Kindle on one day Conversation One I’ve been flying for 18...
A verbatim with Mum about me going on a trip I think I win We were talking about how Mum...
An actual verbatim conversation with my Mum about a bunch of people I don’t know and why I have to pretend it’s...
She phones: Mum: I’m sorry to bother you but I’m in 12 and I can’t get out. Me: Did you...
An actual conversation with my Mum about a potential holiday Deep background: Last year we went on a family holiday...