Mum: Have this orange juice that I wanted but I didn’t get.
Me: Er what? It’s a free McDonald’s orange juice so I take it and sip
Mum: I could’ve poisoned that you know.
Me: Why would you do that?
Mum: You shouldn’t just take food off people.
Me: You gave it to me.
Mum: Yes, but I’m your mother.
Me: Who thought about poisoning me.
Mum: Only sometimes.