Ainslie Paton romance author

Mother’s Poison

Mum:              Have this orange juice that I wanted but I didn’t get.

Me:                  Er what?  It’s a free McDonald’s orange juice so I take it and sip

Mum:              I could’ve poisoned that you know.

Me:                  Why would you do that?

Mum:              You shouldn’t just take food off people.

Me:                  You gave it to me.

Mum:              Yes, but I’m your mother.

Me:                  Who thought about poisoning me.

Mum:              Only sometimes.

Hello, what are you thinking?

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