A horrifying thing happened
My lovely friend Suzanne dropped over.
I’ve got a couple of free movie tickets. Can you come to a session tomorrow?
I have a breakfast and then I have to open up my brother’s place so Mary and Viv can have a look at house and meet the cat, they’ve got a British Shorthair, called Jessie. He’s lucky I’ve still got keys. I almost gave them back. Mary and Viv need to see if they’re okay about house sitting while the family is away and, it’s the same time as…
And I stopped.
Shocked rigid and horrified to my toenail cuticles.
I am turning into my mother.
Yes, Suzanne, I’d love to.
I spent the rest of the day in abject terror and deep reflection.
Mum bloody well wins again.