It’s getting close.
Almost time for the time machine.
To slip you back to 1975, long hair and beards, blue eye shadow and yellow nail varnish, flares, wide collars and platform heels.
Dragstars and Sunnyboys. Slinkys and Yo-yos.
Long hot days at the beach. Coolite surfboards and crochet bikinis.
Dancing to Elton, the Bee Gees, KC & The Sunshine Band. Knowing all the words to Evie.
Pigs in a blanket and Lolly gobble bliss bombs.
Rack off, if you harsh my mellow.
Hip, cool and groovy, baby.
Hooked on a Feeling.
Out August 1.