The background:  Mum’s computer carked.  I thought she might like a tablet better since she mostly only used the pc...

The set up:  I had a super bad headache that lasted for days.  Mum and Dad show up.  They bring an...

Me:        Did you like the movie? Mum:    It was good, but my seat was broken. Me:        You should’ve moved. Or...

Mum:    Phones from on a holiday trip.  I don’t have any pants. Me:        You made it safely then. Mum:    But...

Mum:    There’s this light glowing from my phone. Me:        Does it have a torch? Mum:    I said my phone. Me:       ...

Mum:    Sally said I called her 12 times today.  I never called her once. Me:        Check her phone.  Oh yeah...

Mum:    My phone isn’t working. Me:        What icons can you see? Mum:    Shirt button, flag, tube, fan, butterfly, megaphone, lightning...

Mum:  What do you do with these texts where they ask you why? Me:  What texts ask you why? Mum:...

Mum needed a new phone, her existing one was old, and falling apart but she was used to it.  She...

Mum:    I made an excel document. Me:        Good for you. Mum:    But I lost it. Me:        You didn’t save it....

Mum:    I’m having trouble with my one. Me:        You can just call him Dad. Mum:    What? Me:...

It must run in the family. Fifteen year old Nephew:  What kind of flowers do you put on your foot?...