When your book and a watermelon are in a tweet from E.L James
@E_L_James Morning! Lying on the couch in almost 30° heat IN GERMANY and reading @AinsliePaton #HoodwinkedHearts ??? pic.twitter.com/ObIL7oTONS — ?...
Mum Goes Virtual
Mum: Can you just make it virtual? Me: What? Mum: My pc, can’t you make it virtual? Me: Do you...
Mother’s Poison
Mum: Have this orange juice that I wanted but I didn’t get. Me: Er what? It’s a free McDonald’s orange...
Mum Gets An Urge
Mum: I bought a breaker. Me: You did. What’s a breaker? Mum: Oh, wait, it’s a booster. Me: Like kids...
Mum’s Got a Hunger
Mum: Should I get Hungry Joe’s in do you think? Me: Hungry Joe’s? Mum: You know Hungry Joe’s. They have...
Mum Fakes Me Out
This was a series of text messages from my brother to me Bro: The MRI was normal Me: Good. I’ve...