Ainslie Paton romance author

Mum Missives

Mum v The Internet. Episode – I Dunno I’ve Lost Count

Mum:    Why is the internet only one page? Me:        Can you ask the question again but with different words? Mum:   ...

The Gig Economy Mum Style

  Phone rings: Mum:     I’ve got a job for you. Me:        Oh yeah, what’s broken now? Mum:     Not that.  This...

Viva Los Vega Mum Style (that’s not a typo)

Phone rings Mum:     It’s only me.  My vega is broken. Me:        Your what? Mum:     My vega. Me:        Did you say...

A Conversation with Mum: The Conspiracy of the Taskbar

This conversation happens while I’m installing a new modem on Mum’s computer. Mum:     All those things there. Me:        On the...

A Conversation with Mum About Delinquency. She’s Bad.

Me:        If you see any African Violets at the garden centre will you grab me one? Mom:     Okay. Later the...

A Conversation With Mum About Sucking It Up

Day 1:    Evening Me:        I’ve got a terrible headache still.  If you’re going to the mall tonight would you...

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